They've Got A Ticket To The Show

New Moon was fine

Nothing to shout about.

Speaking of shouting

I think kids should not be allowed into the cinema

Those good for nothing retarded little tots

They are so full of fucks

Every time Bella and Glitter Boy are close to kissing and stuff

They go OOoooOOOO

Seriously?

And screaming and talking and non stop shouting

Someone needed to tell them to shut the fuck up

Maybe it's because they're from the rural areas you know

And this is their first outing

And they did not know that the cinema is a place for quiet viewing

Let's not even comment about their umm... family background

Don't want to risk being thrown into jail over the dissatisfaction of an unsatisfying movie

Anyways...kudos to all of the wicked witches in fairytales

Those who prey on kids like that hag from Hansel and Gretel

I totally empathise why she did that:

They were annoying

She was hungry

You do the math

All of them still look constipated

Honestly, what happened to the good old days where vampires burn in sunlight?

Now they have been upgraded (or downgraded) to glitter-dom

If my girlfriend had glitter on her body every time she catches sunlight?

I would come to the conclusion that she is suffering from some terminal disease.

But A Christmas Carol was good (watched it a while back)

At least the box was void of annoying critters

*whispers* want to see what Land Law Assignment is doing to me?

I've been picnicking in the Library

See the girl who's biting at her thumb?

That's Alicia

Do you know why she was biting her nail?

Well that's because I pulled that nail out.